Here be Vampires

Batty: Feeding accomplished. And also photocopying of worksheets for tomorrow’s lesson, and a fruitless attempt to get my transcript of courses from the academic secretariat.

  I love my life.

me: sarcasm?

 Batty: Yes.

  =_=

  Heavy, heavy sarcasm.

Well, at least the Shovman-kicking yielded results, and now I meditate on an answer to BCN.

 me: :)))

  see

  told u so

  Batty: He was totally right when he wrote “Вечер, несомненно, паршив как дохлый Гару. “

  I’m gonna quote him from now on. XD

me: :)

 Batty: But as they say in Poland, “I would’ve laughed too, if it wasn’t MY wedding.”

me: :)))))

 Batty: So yeah, it’s MY totally shitty evening.

  That’s why we, Kiyasid, prefer to just never leave the library.

 me: on the other hand - dead Garu - positive thing

Batty: … I love that “but it’s half full” point of view.

   :D :D

  (Unless ur the dead Garou)

 me: (been there, done that)

 Batty: I know. :)))

 me: twice

  sigh

почётный дважды мёртвый Гару

  lol

me: http://www.drawmanga.ru/tutors-characters/elfs.shtm

Batty: cuuute
Дружелюбные пушистые спутники эльфов

XD XD XD

me: must have those 

Batty: cries

wipes tears, LOLs some more

me: see

 even they say so

and I can’t have oooooone

cries

Batty: ur not elf.

also, uve got 3.

me: somewhat

Batty: 2 doggies and one adorable kitty.

me: Блеск в глазах крайне важен - без него у эльфов пропадает магическая искра духа

:P

Batty: cries some more

the comments are priceless

me: Тела эльфов могут иметь округлы формы и мускулы, но при этом создают впечатление гладких и нежных вместилищ миролюбивых душ.

Batty: aaaHAHAHHHH

me: Эльфы - удивительные создания, Они умеют выражать сильные эмоции - жалость, печаль, уныние, ликование, удивление, изумление и ярость

yeah

suprising, that

Сказочный народец очень осторожен: эльфы удирают, как олени, при первых признаках того, что их обнаружили.

Batty: just like every one else.

:))))))))))))))))))

me:(tell that to Tolkien elves)

(they just might bash ur head with a sword)

Batty: нимагубольшетагржать

me: (or put an arrow through ur eye by the light of the moon on the eyelid)

(:)))

Batty: right, they’ll just shoot in the eye before u realize u found em

me: Положение тела персонажа может выразить его индивидуальность. Вот несколько примеров различных «говорящих» поз

http://www.drawmanga.ru/images/ch-elfs/elf_08.jpg

Batty: wipes tears

me: that one says - I’m gay

Batty: :))))))))))))

add fluttering eyelashes and a handwave

Batty: liek awww

me: the other one says - эльфы удирают, как олени, при первых признаках того, что их обнаружили?????!!!!

Batty: let me have a friendly furry companion (c)

me: I wouldn’t mind that winged fox

nifty to steal stuff

Batty: ur not gettin’ any, sorry. 

me: damn. can I get an ugly slimy aggressive companion then?

Batty: i mean, look at u. are u an elf? do ur eyes sparkle? does ur pose SPEAK? is ur body a gentle container for a loving soul? do u run away like a deer?

me: I do last part. well.. like a rat actually..

Batty: are u sure it’s like a deer? XD

(exactly)

me: but that should count for something.

I’ve a loving soul!

 Batty: Troll already has ugly aggressive companion. and u have the troll as ugly aggressive companion.

me: it’s just misunderstood. yes. hm.

Batty: isn’t that enough? XD

me: lol :)

Batty: (don’t tell troll)

me: (he’s not positive about “companion” part?)

(:)

Batty: (well, yes XD )

(also, he may think himself pretty, I have no idea.)

Batty: sighs

had these interesting thoughts while on the bus. like, would “sucking” be police misdemeanor for a vampire cop?

(is hopeless)

me: hm

I do believe the whole concept of having a male lover would be wrong for a police officer. or by sucking do you mean drinking blood? In that case.. Uh.. I don’t know. I doubt there’s a law against vampires in police. That would be ridiculous.

Batty: I actually meant blood, but worded it this way on purpose. (heard the Beavis and Butthead vs Vamp girls story?)

me: (of course I did) %)

Batty: (that’s what caused it XD)

me: Anyway, it a virus

Batty: (now I can’t think of it in any other way.)

me: u cannot fire person for being sick

Batty: Hm. Virus. Can he call in vampire to work? :P

me: I doubt..

But he can call in - torpor

or frenzy

lol

Batty: it’s like calling in coma

me: well.. he could get a note afterwards

Batty : or catatonia

 I ATEN’T DEAD (note)

or actually, he is.

me: like.. Last Sunday I could not attain my duties because of a virus induced rage frenzy which resulted in a minor conflict with other virus infected people and a two day state of torpor.

whatever

Batty: …at this opportunity I’d also like to file a request for two new sets of uniform and ammo.

Batty: mine were damaged and / or lost as a consequence of the aforementioned occurence.

(I’m practicin’)

me: Could one report fighting Sabbat troops in the forest?

Batty: Masquerade breach :(

me: hm

well..

Batty: but you could say “terrorists” or “guerilla fighters”

or “mysterious gunmen”

me: Seven heavily armed individuals, suspectedly members of an aggressive religious cult..

Batty: “tall dark handsome mysterious gunmen rawr”

(I floored myself)

but well, it could cause an investigation or sumthin’.

me: Aftewards they escaped, leaving no evidence but seven piles of strange dust.

Batty: gathered examples included for lab analysis.

me: :)

wonder what it will show

Batty: burnt flesh?

me: eh.. ugh

Batty: yeah.

me: (wtF) ( http://wiki.white-wolf.com/worldofdarkness/index.php/Kindred_Virus )

Batty: (*cries*)

me: (imagine a vampire seeing a thing like that in wiki)

(the reaction)

Batty: (%))))))))))

(I’ll just pretend I never saw that, k? I’ll just go on living my life…)

(also, they forgot Malks.)

( D: )

me: (of course they did)

(mortal encountering a malk, prefers to forget)

(:P)

Batty: (the mists, THEY WORK! %)) )

me: (we could ADD malks)

(awwww. Torie lovers. not a single “degenerate”)

Batty:

(Hm… well, maybe Malks aren’t in cause they’re the ones who conceived it :P )

(I mean, could a sane person do it?)

me: (:)))

Batty: (I SEE MAD PPL)

me: (wtf, virus)

Batty: (srsly.)

me: (kill them all)

Batty: (humans? noo, we’ll starve!)

me: (damn)

Batty: (I know. :( )

me: (oh, the power of underestimation)

(”The Nosferatu are unpleasant to look at.”)

Batty: (No comments. Please move on, citizen.)

me: ( O_O )

(The first strain of the Kindred Virus to evolve was the Nosferatu. Eventually the virus mutated into new strains, starting with the Gangrels, who were quickly followed by the Ventrue, then the Toreador strain came, and finally the Brujah were the last clan to evolve. Because they are averse to each other on a pheromonal level, the Brujah and the Gangrel quickly became mortal enemies. The Nosferatu came to rule the other strains/clans, who feared them for their power. At some point the Toreador created music. )

( O_O )

Batty:

(Nosferatus do not rule.)

me: (are u positive?)

Batty: (It cannot be.)

me: (cause that would shutter my world)

Batty: (…no comments. =_= There’s nothing to see here. Move on please.)

(*is scarred for life*)