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- So, my old enemy Van Hellsing presented me with a new coffin. I wonder where the catch is..

- But it sure is a fine one.

- Oh, that Van Hellsing..

Vampire restaurant

- Waiter! I have an AIDS virus in my soup!

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Something special

- Oh, relax. So you can’t turn into a bat like all the other vampires. Being an ant-eater you still remain special.

- I wish I could remain something not as special.

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