Vampire cops
Batty: sighs
had these interesting thoughts while on the bus. like, would “sucking” be police misdemeanor for a vampire cop?
(is hopeless)
me: hm
I do believe the whole concept of having a male lover would be wrong for a police officer. or by sucking do you mean drinking blood? In that case.. Uh.. I don’t know. I doubt there’s a law against vampires in police. That would be ridiculous.
Batty: I actually meant blood, but worded it this way on purpose. (heard the Beavis and Butthead vs Vamp girls story?)
me: (of course I did) %)
Batty: (that’s what caused it XD)
me: Anyway, it a virus
Batty: (now I can’t think of it in any other way.)
me: u cannot fire person for being sick
Batty: Hm. Virus. Can he call in vampire to work? :P
me: I doubt..
But he can call in - torpor
or frenzy
lol
Batty: it’s like calling in coma
me: well.. he could get a note afterwards
Batty : or catatonia
I ATEN’T DEAD (note)
or actually, he is.
me: like.. Last Sunday I could not attain my duties because of a virus induced rage frenzy which resulted in a minor conflict with other virus infected people and a two day state of torpor.
whatever
Batty: …at this opportunity I’d also like to file a request for two new sets of uniform and ammo.
Batty: mine were damaged and / or lost as a consequence of the aforementioned occurence.
(I’m practicin’)
me: Could one report fighting Sabbat troops in the forest?
Batty: Masquerade breach :(
me: hm
well..
Batty: but you could say “terrorists” or “guerilla fighters”
or “mysterious gunmen”
me: Seven heavily armed individuals, suspectedly members of an aggressive religious cult..
Batty: “tall dark handsome mysterious gunmen rawr”
(I floored myself)
but well, it could cause an investigation or sumthin’.
me: Aftewards they escaped, leaving no evidence but seven piles of strange dust.
Batty: gathered examples included for lab analysis.
me: :)
wonder what it will show
Batty: burnt flesh?
me: eh.. ugh
Batty: yeah.