Here be Vampires

Batty: sighs

had these interesting thoughts while on the bus. like, would “sucking” be police misdemeanor for a vampire cop?

(is hopeless)

me: hm

I do believe the whole concept of having a male lover would be wrong for a police officer. or by sucking do you mean drinking blood? In that case.. Uh.. I don’t know. I doubt there’s a law against vampires in police. That would be ridiculous.

Batty: I actually meant blood, but worded it this way on purpose. (heard the Beavis and Butthead vs Vamp girls story?)

me: (of course I did) %)

Batty: (that’s what caused it XD)

me: Anyway, it a virus

Batty: (now I can’t think of it in any other way.)

me: u cannot fire person for being sick

Batty: Hm. Virus. Can he call in vampire to work? :P

me: I doubt..

But he can call in - torpor

or frenzy

lol

Batty: it’s like calling in coma

me: well.. he could get a note afterwards

Batty : or catatonia

 I ATEN’T DEAD (note)

or actually, he is.

me: like.. Last Sunday I could not attain my duties because of a virus induced rage frenzy which resulted in a minor conflict with other virus infected people and a two day state of torpor.

whatever

Batty: …at this opportunity I’d also like to file a request for two new sets of uniform and ammo.

Batty: mine were damaged and / or lost as a consequence of the aforementioned occurence.

(I’m practicin’)

me: Could one report fighting Sabbat troops in the forest?

Batty: Masquerade breach :(

me: hm

well..

Batty: but you could say “terrorists” or “guerilla fighters”

or “mysterious gunmen”

me: Seven heavily armed individuals, suspectedly members of an aggressive religious cult..

Batty: “tall dark handsome mysterious gunmen rawr”

(I floored myself)

but well, it could cause an investigation or sumthin’.

me: Aftewards they escaped, leaving no evidence but seven piles of strange dust.

Batty: gathered examples included for lab analysis.

me: :)

wonder what it will show

Batty: burnt flesh?

me: eh.. ugh

Batty: yeah.

me: (wtF) ( http://wiki.white-wolf.com/worldofdarkness/index.php/Kindred_Virus )

Batty: (*cries*)

me: (imagine a vampire seeing a thing like that in wiki)

(the reaction)

Batty: (%))))))))))

(I’ll just pretend I never saw that, k? I’ll just go on living my life…)

(also, they forgot Malks.)

( D: )

me: (of course they did)

(mortal encountering a malk, prefers to forget)

(:P)

Batty: (the mists, THEY WORK! %)) )

me: (we could ADD malks)

(awwww. Torie lovers. not a single “degenerate”)

Batty:

(Hm… well, maybe Malks aren’t in cause they’re the ones who conceived it :P )

(I mean, could a sane person do it?)

me: (:)))

Batty: (I SEE MAD PPL)

me: (wtf, virus)

Batty: (srsly.)

me: (kill them all)

Batty: (humans? noo, we’ll starve!)

me: (damn)

Batty: (I know. :( )

me: (oh, the power of underestimation)

(”The Nosferatu are unpleasant to look at.”)

Batty: (No comments. Please move on, citizen.)

me: ( O_O )

(The first strain of the Kindred Virus to evolve was the Nosferatu. Eventually the virus mutated into new strains, starting with the Gangrels, who were quickly followed by the Ventrue, then the Toreador strain came, and finally the Brujah were the last clan to evolve. Because they are averse to each other on a pheromonal level, the Brujah and the Gangrel quickly became mortal enemies. The Nosferatu came to rule the other strains/clans, who feared them for their power. At some point the Toreador created music. )

( O_O )

Batty:

(Nosferatus do not rule.)

me: (are u positive?)

Batty: (It cannot be.)

me: (cause that would shutter my world)

Batty: (…no comments. =_= There’s nothing to see here. Move on please.)

(*is scarred for life*)

- Oh, relax. So you can’t turn into a bat like all the other vampires. Being an ant-eater you still remain special.

- I wish I could remain something not as special.

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